(via Fancy)
Just came in the mail! And it’s so pretty outside! Holy ball sacks great day.
Spread it.
it doesn’t matter if u love him or capital HIM
omfgflskd
so
EW
villain from power puff girls?
(via fortheloveofportia)
Kimbra - “Settle Down” [Official Music Video] (by kimbramusic)
excuse me mr.universe, I hope I’m not being too forward but where have you been all my life?
I always thought it was roaring junior.
(Source: classicsandmusicals, via friednuggets)
| Ted: | I can't go now, I have to watch Rose. |
|---|---|
| Veronica: | I can wash Rose. |
| Ted: | I said "watch" her, not "wash" her. |
| Veronica: | Hm, even easier. |
| Ted: | The fact that you thought I was going to go wash Rose right now makes me think you might not know all that much about children. |
| Veronica: | I know they need to be cleaned. |
| Veronica: | [At Gordon Jenkins' Memorial] Carl Jenkins |
|---|---|
| Ted: | Gordon |
| Veronica: | Carl Gordon |
| Ted: | Jenkins |
| Veronica: | Carl Gordon Jenkins |
| Ted: | Gordon Jenkins |
| Veronica: | Carl Gordon Jenkins Gordon Jenkins... are you sure that's right? |
| Ted: | That's fine. |
| Veronica: | I need your help, slut. |
|---|---|
| Linda: | What's the problem tight-ass? |
| Veronica: | Easy Linda. It's a memo not a magic shield. |
| Veronica: | His parents' basement was so damp his dog got arthritis and fell down the stairs. Now he has to be carried around like a suitcase. |
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| Phil: | I'm sorry could you repeat that in english? I don't speak wuss-ass. |
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